The best of Cory Nastazio's Twitter feed
During the first wave of professional BMX dirt competitions in the late '90s, select BMX pros from the across the U.S. were handed big monthly checks from bike sponsors that weren't completely focused on BMX, and given free reign for several years. Some prospered, investing their money and maintaining their skills in the dirt field. While others disappeared as soon as the mountain bike company pay checks stopped arriving each month.
Cory "Nasty" Nastazio is one of the few riders to emerge from that scene and maintain a very lengthy career as a BMX dirt professional. To this day, he maintains respectable sponsors (Haro Bikes, Vans), and continues to grow as a rider. He's also one of the most charismatic and entertaining BMX riders to arrive on the scene, and to that end, he is now the host of his own radio show on Skee247.com. (New shows arrive each Tuesday at 6 p.m. ET)
But the reason we're here today is for Nasty's Twitter account. Cory speaks from the heart and tells it like it is, even if that means insulting his own spelling skills or discussing his mother's cooking habits for visiting pros. What follows are ten of Cory's most entertaining Tweets from the past month.
DVR is like my relationship push hold and get back to it when I can!!!!!— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 17, 2013
When you were in school I was skipping school only to race the school buses on my horse to get the chicks!— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 14, 2013
All good peeps gonna get my G,G,D to learn how to spell better!— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 14, 2013
When I was 4 I new school wasn't for me!!!!— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 14, 2013
You know life's good when your kids running around naked yelling nation wide is on your side!!!!!— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 14, 2013
Is it babysitting when there your kids????— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 13, 2013
Dear to myself" PIPE DOWN!— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 13, 2013
People that do that that do dOTHAT dude its awesome! Thanks— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 13, 2013
Pick your nose and eat it!!!#boom— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) August 13, 2013
Nomatter how many times I tell @nastysmom no potatoes and no pancakes she makes then anywayBut @Tjellisbmx is in the kitchen eating#pancakes— Cory NASTY NAstZIo (@OfficiallyNasty) July 20, 2013