Earlier this week Sasha and Malia Obama started their first day of school in Washington D.C. In just over two weeks Barack Obama will take office, and with the weight of the world strapped to his back, he'll begin the unenviable challenge of trying to rite a sinking ship. That being said, don't feel too bad. Obama spent the winterlike any other rock star or pro surferon the island of Oahu. Like most returning to the islands, he hit up his favorite secret spots, played a few rounds of golf, and scored a new quiver from Glen Pang and Jeannie Chesser. He even was caught ordering Spam Musubis, which only reinforces his local status. But how local is he? Paparazzi are believed to have snapped this shot of Obama at the Volcome house, inked up and ready to whistle some fools in. I believe the proper phrase is "wat u fuka?"